Contact the madman
J. Tyson 2004-2007. Last updated 01-02-07.
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contact the madman
Find something and burn it
Lonely geek seeks same for coffee, movies, and the eventual destruction of mankind.         
E-mail me: Comments, kudos, questions,
nudes of your wife, or just tell me to fuck off
and hang myself.

Just be sure to make some reference to
this site in the subject line so that you don't
end up being spaminated. A clever
reference will make me smile but simply
using the licence plate number in the photo
will also suffice.

I do read and attempt to respond to all
e-mail although I've been falling behind
lately.

Yes, I'll answer reasonable technical
questions so long as it doesn't require that
I draw huge schematics or compile code.

Finally, attachments will be accepted in
"jpeg" format only. All others go directly to
the trash bin unopened.

E-mail me at:
Bunny Boils and Howlin' Mad in the spring of '96.
Guest Book:


Telephone:



Experimental:






Snail mail and parcels:
I never did get around to writing one in the site's previous incarnation. Check
below to see if I've figured it out yet.

We'll see with time if this was a bad idea or not. I can usually be reached at
905-282-8664 Monday to Friday 5PM to 6PM EST. (That's 17h to 18h GMT - 0500
for those of you that swing that way.)

I plan on experimenting with a page to specifically display on web enabled cell
phones soon. Hopefully I'll have it completed some time before March 2006. It will
be accessable by entering the extension "/fido/."
GSM text messages can be sent to 416-838-7269. However, please note this
number will not accept incoming voice calls so don't bother trying because it will
really fucking annoy me.

(Including package bombs and anthrax)
James P Tyson
Head geek and master of the copier underworld
E.O.E. Konica-Minolta Service Toronto.
21-5484 Tomken Rd.
Mississauga, ON.
L4W-2Z6
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